There's this bullshit "No Child Left Behind law" they passed, this law doesn't included handicapped students as they are passed automatically, I mean the dumbasses who are lazier than hell and get bad grades then don't care if they get held back 'cause the law says that if a student fails more than onc they get upgraded thats serious bullshit.

'You can't push a moose out of an airplane.'

That's seriously a law.

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I-No wrote : "nigga stole my yoshi" -.-'

Nice spam. *Thumbs up*

Murder is a fucking retarded law.

I dunno what the law is but i think its what Makai said but at my school we have to take these shit hole test called a quartly and its like the MSA(MaryLand State Assesment) but it lowers your grade if you dont do well.Of course I do well but its just gay.

And no Murder is a good law

Not being allowed to commit murders is a retarded law though.

Anyway, the law I think is most fucked up... hmm good question... probably that you're not allowed to piss against a wall, I mean what if you REALLY need to go, badly, and there are no (public) toilets or bushes/trees nearby, are you supposed to piss your pants or something? Isn't that something they teach babies, to NOT piss their pants?

double jeopardy law... especially in Ojs case.... its obvious he did it but even if new evidence surfaced he cant go to jail... wtf

hell yeah i'm with that he did it so why isn't he in jail!!!!???
And another in Florida is it's illegal to fuck a porcupine...self explanitory.

why the hell would you.And can you explain why murder is a gay law.

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Superdude66 wrote :   Nice spam. *Thumbs up* Murder is a fucking retarded law.

I don't think that the sarcasm would have been as good as saying 'Don't spam'. Not very modly if you ask me.

The only time I would have felt murder is a bad law is when you kill an intruder (eg: an armed burglar) on your own property (though I am unsure if that has changed now).

And if this turns into a complaining topic, I am locking it.  

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An extremly old law in some state in the us (not sure which)

You couldnt get a donkey drunk on certain days of the week.

In England It is illegal to attempt suicide and punishable by death...wtf?
In America killing an intruder is legal,at least my dad says so.  

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uh...no i wouldn't want to fuck a porcupine beastiality in and of itself is fucked up

Gouko,

The only thing punishable by death in the Uk is Treason now.

attempted suicide is still against the law though.

I don't know any odd laws.

Age of concent suks, if i wanna get married at 14 to a 16 year old girl then let me be

trespassing is the fuckin worst law ever

These are just a couple dumb and strange laws I found out about my state

No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

You may not catch a fish with your hands.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

You may not sing in the bathtub.

Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

All liquor stores must be run by the state.

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

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Simetra666 wrote : No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor" You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays. You may not catch a fish with your hands. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. You may not sing in the bathtub. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

The laws put up there are by far some of the most ridiculous laws I've ever heard of.

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Simetra666 wrote :You may not sing in the bathtub.

Brb, I gotta turn myself in.

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Angryboy wrote :   I don't think that the sarcasm would have been as good as saying 'Don't spam'. Not very modly if you ask me. The only time I would have felt murder is a bad law is when you kill an intruder (eg: an armed burglar) on your own property (though I am unsure if that has changed now). And if this turns into a complaining topic, I am locking it.

I apologize. I'm just so used to being sarcastic. Also, the murder thing was also sarcastic. But seriously: The big nasty N word = Unsayable by law.