In a universe, far different from Shadow of the Dragon, there were no NZ-Warriors, no super powers, only normality. The universe was called the ‘Real World’. But…what were to happen if the DBZ Universe began to merge with the Real World? What if someone were affected by the crossover and was permanently locked inside the DBZ Universe after they no longer merged? This story is where our reality spilled into theirs.

Oh, and that sound you just heard is the fourth wall completely shattering… XD

In Sarasota, Florida…In the Real World…

Thomas: Shit!

Thomas was trying to play his Playstation 2, trying his skills at Final Fantasy XII, only to have his team slaughtered as a result of being ganged up on by twenty enemies at once. Not exactly how he wanted to end his game session…

He had just come back from his usual weekend bike ride and was cooling down with a nice videogame RPG. After giving up on trying to keep his team alive, he decided to relax with a little television. Unfortunately for Thomas, pickings on the tube were slim…

Thomas: Reruns…golf…B-movie…George Bush…more golf…God I hate weekend TV!

He decides to grab a drink from the kitchen while trying to decide what he could do next, and then he had that feeling of déjà vu again, where he swore he saw the events that just took place happen in a previous dream. These "happenings" have been taking place ever since he was 8, and now that he was 15 the frequency of them happening have increased to the point that they happened on a semi-regular basis. He couldn't even play cribbage with his grandfather without guessing what the next card was on certain deals.

Thomas: Ah...forget it, Bault. You're just imagining things.

He finished filling a glass of water. Suddenly, he saw a bright flash come from outside the kitchen window. He opened the back door and looked into the backyard. A large white portal was in the middle of his backyard, right next to his trampoline. Suddenly, one-by-one, Saibamen were walking out of the portal, lining up in a single-file line. After ten of them have exited the portal, a large man came out of the portal. He had long, wild black hair, blackish-orange armor, a glass lens over his left eye, and a monkey tail attached to his backside, whipping around a few times before curling around his armored waist, creating a makeshift tail.

Thomas: Who the HELL are you?
Raditz: I am Raditz, a Saiyan from Planet Vegeta.
Thomas: Is that some sort of lame-ass joke? Saiyans don’t exist!
Raditz: You dare mock our race? Saibamen, attack!!

Thomas looked around. He saw a metal pole sticking out of the ground. He grabbed it and yanked it out of the ground, and held it in a combative stance.

Thomas: Bring it on!!

One of the Saibamen charged at Thomas. It aimed a kick at Thomas, but Rez barely dodged it and swung the metal pole at it, sending it flying into the air. Thomas threw the metal pole at the flying Saibamen. The pole went through it and it fell to the ground, dead. Rez pulled the pole out of the dead alien and turned to the rest.

Thomas: So…who’s next?

The Saibamen began to attack all-out now. Rez used a style of Tai-kwon-do to swing the pole around him, knocking away each one of the Saibamen. Rez stabbed the pole into the head of one of them, killing it instantly. One of the Saibamen got up and kicked Thomas in the back, but Thomas was strangely unaffected by the kick. Thomas turned around and grabbed the Saibamen’s skull. He grabbed the pole and stabbed it into the Saibamen’s heart, killing it instantly.

Thomas: Three down, seven more to go.

All of the Saibamen got up off the ground and suddenly shot a barrage of ki blasts at Thomas. Thomas was shocked by the sight and began to dodge the attacks. The metal pole in his hand was hit. The steel melted the top left side of it into a sharp blade edge. Thomas leaped over to the Saibamen and sliced its head off, green blood shooting out of its headless body like a hose. Thomas back flipped (to his surprise) over another Saibamen and sliced it in half, making a clean cut from top to bottom. Four of the Saibamen circled Thomas, planning to tackle him at one. Thomas thought fast and spun the blade-edged pole around him several times. The Saibamen’s throats were cut, killing them instantly. Their dead bodies fell on the floor; there was a blood pool underneath each Saibamen. The last Saibamen began to back away, but Thomas somehow teleported in front of him and hit the Saibamen in the chin with his handle, sending it a couple feet into the air, before stabbing the pole right through its torso. The Saibamen coughed up blood and its head fell forward, dead. Thomas pulled the pole out of the corpse and pointed it at Raditz.

Thomas: You’re next, Raditz!
Raditz: Lets see what this little punk has to offer.

Raditz clicked a button on his scanner. A beep was heard.

Raditz: 100 PL? Damn, this kid is weak.
Thomas: You ass wipe!

Thomas ran at Raditz and swung the pole at him. Raditz back flipped over it and kicked Thomas in the back, sending him skidding across the ground. Thomas got up off the ground and threw a punch at Raditz. The blow connected and Raditz staggered backward, holding his torso in pain.

Raditz: What the – that actually hurt me. What the hell’s with this place? Why am I weak?
Thomas: That, Raditz, are the weaker elements kicking in. Prepare to hurt!

Raditz was caught off-guard as he was hit by punch in the face, following with a chop to the throat. Raditz fell to the ground, clutching his throat in pain. Thomas picked up the steel pole off the ground and leaped into the air at Raditz and brought it down up on him. The pole pierced through the armor of Raditz, right through the heart. Raditz coughed up a bit of blood.

Raditz: Wh…what? How could I lose…to some kid!

Raditz’s head fell limp on the ground, dead. Thomas suddenly let go of the pole and backed away. Raditz’s dead body began to fade away until there was only the metal pole left sticking out of the ground. The dead Saibamen began to fade, as well, leaving only their pools of green blood.

Thomas: Am…am I dreaming?

Thomas grabbed the metal pole sticking out of the ground. There was no blood on the pole when there was supposed to be. Thomas then looked at the portal where Raditz and the Saibamen walked out. The portal began to glow even brighter. Thomas walked towards it and put his metal pole into the portal. Noticing that it was safe, he walked inside of it. The portal closed on him, leaving the area.

In West City…The DBZ Universe…

Thomas literally flew right out of the portal, landing face-fist in the middle of an alleyway. Thomas walked slowly out of the alley and looked to see that he was in a massive city with hover cars, airships, etc. Thomas walked along the sidewalk, observing the area.

Thomas: Man, it feels like I’m in the X-Files. God, my head hurts. Ooh, an ice cream parlor…

Thomas walked towards the parlor. Thomas looked inside and entered the Parlor. The building was blissful with life with kids. Thomas walked next to the counter, and sat on one of the stools. The Bartender walked up to them from behind the counter.

Bartender: So, what do you want today, kid?
Thomas: I’ll just have a berry-bomb float; shaken, not stirred.

The bartender left, and then came back with his order. Thomas took the float and drank it.

Bartender: So, kid, I haven’t seen your face here, before. You new around here?
Thomas: You have no idea.
Bartender: Yeah, well, I better warn you beforehand. There are a lot of strange people here that come around here. They come in packs, and are really dangerous; kill people, too.
Thomas: I see. So, when do these guys come in?
Bartender: Well, that’s just it. No one knows where they are at now. Rumors are that a couple of kids at the ‘Battleground somehow killed them without breaking a single sweat.
Thomas: Really, now?

Suddenly, the door to the parlor was blown open, to reveal two teenage boys with shotguns in their hand. Another teenager with an SMG in his hand entered the parlor.

Boy: I’m looking for Rez Koran and Exxon Haburi. Where are they?

Thomas thought for a moment. He decided to make a mockery of the two idiots with toy guns.

Thomas: I know where they are!
Boy: Okay, kid, out with it! Where are they?
Thomas: They’re at Lake Dillhole next to the ‘Get Bent’ promoter.
Boy: Really?
Thomas: Yep, so get bent, DILLHOLE!!

The crowd began to laugh, but stopped when the two boys cocked their weapons.

Boy: You got spunk, kid. But spunk can only get you killed in this town. Die!!
Thomas (thoughts): Now my chance to rush them.

The teenagers were about to shoot them when Thomas picked up the stool and threw it at the boy. It hit him in the face and he went flying backwards a few feet, making him drop the SMG. The boys fired their guns at Thomas. Thomas weaved left and right, dodging the shotgun bullets. Thomas grabbed the barrel of one of the shotguns and hit the teenager with the barrel, knocking the boy out cold. Thomas spun around and hit the other boy with the butt of the shotgun in the face, knocking him out, as well. Thomas picked up the other teenager’s shotgun, and aimed both of them at the boy dual-wielded style. The boy got up and wiped some blood from his face.

Boy: This isn’t over, kid. I’ll get my revenge on you yet! I AM VIN! Remember that name, for it will be your destruction!

Vin ran into the city, disappearing from sight.

Thomas: Man, what an asshole. (Turns to bartender) So, I’m probably going to be here for a while, so where do I go to get some training?
Bartender: From my guess, this Rez Koran character says that you can get training in many places. One in a planet called New Vegeta, one in the Guardian Lookout, one on an Island a few miles off the coast, and a few at the Eternal Battleground. That’s all I know. I do have to say, though: You got some skills. Are you a warrior?
Thomas: I actually don’t know. Anyway, I better go, places to go, people to see.
Bartender: Hey, I have something to show you: A picture of Rez and Exxon when they first came to the parlor. They were my best customers.

The Bartender picked off a picture off of the wall and handed it to Thomas. Thomas took the picture and looked at it. The picture was taken in front of the parlor. It had the Bartender in the middle; a brown-haired teenager on his right, and a tall gray-haired kid with a slick silver jacket giving a thumbs-up was on the Bartender’s left.

Thomas: So, what’s the story on Rez?
Bartender: Well, he’s a Saiyan born on Earth. But, he’s somewhat different from other Saiyans, more…unique. I really don’t know.
Thomas: Okay, thanks for the heads-up. Thanks for the info!
Bartender: No prob! Come back sometime and I’ll be sure to have your picture up on there.
Thomas: Bye.

Thomas walked out of the store and into the streets, disappearing from sight. In the parlor, the bartender picked up a photograph and put it on the wall. It showed a clip image of Thomas fending off the teenage mercenaries.

Bartender: That kid’s all right. Not as powerful as Rez, but he’s all right…

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Word Count: 2010
<Thomas Bault has entered the DBZ Universe!!>

Accepted?  

--Last edited by Lorezno on 2007-08-22 03:36:04 --

OOC: Good. Now get all of your characters ready for Alter Unagi. ;D

Hmm...90000PL, 900000PL maximum...that's emocide at its most deadliest form.  

--Last edited by Lorezno on 2007-08-22 03:46:50 --

OOC: You already missed the first battle. D: But that's not really a bad thing, if you think about it.

OOC: I was at school at the time.

OOC: Exactly. You can be like "WTF WHO IS HE" before we battle. ;D It all works out.