JOSH COMES TO TRAIN WITH MASTER ROSHI IN THE WAYS OF THE PERVERT

Roshi looked out the window of the Kami House. He walked out of the building, and gave a peace sign to Josh.

*josh bows down to roshi*

teach me the way of the pervert  

Roshi laughed for a good long time, and then calmed down. "I bet you'd like that..."

He walked over to Josh. He ripped off the shell from his back and placed it on the floor. "Wear this 50 pound shell and cross the ocean." He ran into his house, reached into the fridge, and ran back out to Josh.

He had a carton of milk, equal to 1 quart. "While you're crossing, carry this, and make sure not a drop of milk spills." He said, opening the milk. He handed it to Josh.

but i want to lear how to be a pervery not a warrior oh well this must have something to do with my journey

*josh starts to cross the ocean*

Roshi whistled and his turtle, Umigame appeared. Roshi jumped on Umigame, and started swiming along side Josh, monitoring his progress.

*josh starts to talk to roshi*

so what does this really have to do with learning on how to be a pervert

Roshi crossed his legs, and pushed his glasses back into their position.

"It does not."

so what am i learing master  

Roshi laughed, still trailing with Josh.

"You're learning to be strong, and to persevere!"

ok so waling throung water will make me run faster incase im caught

*starts to walk faster*

Roshi was confused.

"You're not walking. You're swiming, are you not?"

well kinda both ive been practicing consentrating my chakra on the water but im still not that good master so my feet sink a little

Roshi nodded, carefully watching Josh.

"Interesting...anyway, carry on."

yes sir

*couple of hours later*

are we there yet

Roshi trailed along Josh, riding Umigame.

He squinted, behind his glasses. "We still have over nine thousand feet. A little less than two miles?"

He pointed to the milk that Josh had to hold, not spilling a drop. "Make sure you don't drop that!"

ok ill speed things up a bit

*start to run faster*

After a little while, they arrived at shore. He held out his hand. "Alright, gimme the milk."

*josh hands mater roshi the milk*

now what master

Roshi inspected the milk carefully. "Intresting. The milk is solid now...but not a drop has spilled...maybe because of your strange 'chakra...'"

He nodded. "Now, climb that mountain, way up there, without using your hands." Roshi tied a rope around Josh's hands, keeping them tight.

"Now! Go!"